December 2010
113 posts
off to make kool-aid, fold my last load of laundry and watch american history x.
i swear to baby jesus that KU Med is always ready to just fuck me over. thank you. thank you. my life would not be complete if i didn’t get really pissed off at the hospital at least twice a year. you barely made it this year, but somehow, you pissed me off within the last two days of the year. congrats you sneaky bastards.
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zumba was fun. except for the big ol’ bitch behind me who deemed it necessary to say “YOU’RE BACKING UP! YOU’RE BACKING UP!” anytime i started to get remotely close to her. it’s a busy class lady, get over yourself and your personal space. and please wear a better sports bra, because your tatas were all over the place.
Anonymous asked: How many times have you orgasmed in one night?
Anonymous asked: Is your makeup/hair stuff all self taught?
saw black swan. i am now obsessed. my want to take ballet classes has gone up by a banillion.
“And just kidding about wrapping it up before, but this will be the real last...”
– 11/22/10 email
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i just remembered that i have some awesome pictures of the eiffel tower on my camera. now the question is whether or not i brought my card reader home. i think the answer may be NO.
Anonymous asked: So Kyrie, I texted (is that the appropriate word? It sounds gay.) you Merry Christmas and shit on Christmas, but then I remembered today that you probably are using a different phone atm. So... Merry Christmas and shit.
Anonymous asked: do dicks have bones inside them? is that why they are called "boners"?
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in the 12 days that i’ve been home, i’ve purchased 3 4 [forgot about the new chucks] pairs of shoes. don’t judge me. I LIKE SHOES.
When bitches enable the Tumblr to Facebook...
itsreallyburstingattheseams:
First rule of tumblr:
YOU DON’T FUCKING SPEAK OF TUMBLR.
i guess i don’t have much room to speak because i send all my posts to twitter… but it’s different. right? right.
Anonymous asked: for TMI, would you visit my dating profile on "Impersonals"?
http://impersonals.net/profiles/?impersonal_id=697
http://impersonals.net/profiles/?impersonal_id=697
Anonymous asked: do bugs live on your face?
i just looked at pictures on lawrence.com from the last neon ever and all i could think was “wow, it must have really smelled like BO in there”
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I don’t think I know how to flirt. I typically just say mean things to boys and if they don’t laugh, then I quit talking to them. I have this feeling that that isn’t how you’re supposed to do it.
i have four songs on my computer named “allison”. i like them all.
“You quite possibly just made my day. Mlle Queef.”
– text from my favorite stalker
ok, one last post. my liquid eyeliner is almost gone and i’ve had it since high school (yes… i know that it’s disgusting that i’ve had it that long. don’t give me a speech on eye infections and bacteria and blah blah blah bull shit). it’s the kind with the little foam, cone-shaped end - not a brush. anyone got a recommendation for an awesome liquid eyeliner?
Detroit Cobras
i’m so good at singing The Detroit Cobras songs that i should be considered the understudy for their band. i’m not even kidding. there is a lot of shit out there that i can’t sing, but The Detroit Cobras, that one i have covered.
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i hit 500 posts about 5 posts ago. i’m sad that i didn’t realize it because i was planning to make some awesome MS paint illustration to celebrate. boo fucking hoo. guess i’ll just have to wait until 1,000 to do that. that should be in about…. march or april. :D
Anonymous asked: aaaaand you already answered my question....i haven't told her to stfu. YET.
Anonymous asked: good choice of christmas song. more like...GREAT CHOICE.
i’m not the biggest fan of christmas music, but i love this song. if you don’t like this song, then you must also love the devil. proven fact.
Anonymous asked: I got an iPad for Christmas!! Now I can further my e-stalking of you!!!!
dad is stuck in DC for at least another day. maybe until sunday. i’m sick. just popped some nyquil in hopes that it will help me sleep.
merry christmas from this emo bitch.
shayshaymarie asked: After last night and today it's totally official. I'm going to be totally heartbroken when you head back to France again. BE A QUITTER ALLISON! No, but really do you look in the mirror every morning and know you are attractive? BAHAHA!
wooooops, definitely forgot that i have photos to edit from august. getting on that now.
i had this great idea that i was totally going to do some photo work while i was home and had access to all of my makeup and lights and accessories. however, seeing people has kind of taken over my life, which isn’t a bad thing by any means. i just miss taking photos, but i think that i have some time carved out over the next few days so that i can do some work.
Anonymous asked: What would you do with a wallet made out of steak?
“You don’t think that you’re an attractive girl?”
– Dos
i just had fantastic day and a half. ended up spending waaaaay more time in lawrence than i meant to. i love that city.
and i got my paycheck. whoopdie whoooooo.
dad just left to go to DC. won’t be back until christmas eve. weird.
Anonymous asked: Is that a new tattoo on your leg?
“Especially with Allison. I’ve always wanted to fuck her.”
– well… that’s not an awkward text by any means.
i am so in love with being home. i kind of don’t want to go back. i knew that this would happen the moment that i started hanging out with all of my friends and remembered what it was that i was missing. i will of course go back and finish out my remaining four months.
i love you america. now i know why all of my students want to move here. you’re pretty amazing.