January 2011
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part 6-
It is a dog his name is Charles. It’s a bouledog. It’s very beautful. It’s a male. But he having a small dick. He having a big hass.* He come’s from a grand familie.
*hass=ass
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“i never let a motherfucker break me dog who gives a fuck if a nigga don’t...”
– kid cudi
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going back to sleep was not such a good idea. i woke up 7 minutes before i’m supposed to teach my class. you know what’s funny?
watching a grown woman run through the streets of france with a red stocking cap (à la Steve Zissou) while holding her messenger bag against her body to prevent it from flying everywhere. and by funny, i mean horribly tragic.
having to wake up at 7 a.m., running late to school but still getting there on time, just to find out that my kids aren’t even there. time to go back to sleep. fuckers.
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laundry day. the bane of my existence.
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So, here’s the deal. I keep reading all of the statuses on facebook from K-State fans that are along the lines of “yeah… well, remember how we made it to the elite 8 last year? and where did KU go last year?”. this is the equivalent of any KU fan saying “remember that one time that we went to orange bowl and won it and K-state went to some shitty bowl game? yeah. that...
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ok… so i read this article on the internet about how marilyn monroe and elizabeth taylor used to shave their faces because it’s a wonderful exfoliant. this actually makes sense; you’re getting rid of the dead skin cells on the top of the skin so that your new ones can breathe (and proceed to become dead).
well, i decided to do this today while in the shower. my face is so...
Anonymous asked: Do that Naked!
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KU pride tried and true. I love the school. I love Lawrence. I love KU Basketball. Rock Chalk.
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“Lucille, you won’t do your sisters will”
– Little Richard
it was so sunny when i woke up today that my curtains were hot. i was so excited thinking that it might be warm outside! then i check the weather and it was 28. 28 Fahrenheit.
Anonymous asked: that charles...what a greedy, classy, scary son of a bitch.
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Simple? What is that?
i just got done booking all of my transportation for my trip. it took forever. why? because my french bank card doesn’t work on any fucking websites. just like how it doesn’t work on paypal. my french bank knows how to hit the right nerve.
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part 4-
This day, I dug a big Hole and my bulldog, Charles, fell in. And her leg broke. We went to the hopital. I was afraid but Charles hadn’t not anyt not anything.
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Charles is 5 years old. He is very cute and very little. He is lives in north in England. In afternoon, Charles is hiding behing the three. He is very greedy. She is like eating and watching the TV. He is classy...
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i haven’t showered since monday night. this needs to change now.
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Like they just randomly chose those two...
Marie: Circle the adjectives in the sentence. What are the adjectives?
Student: Funny and Black!
so. the power went out last night at 7:50. things i had had not done by this point: made or eaten dinner, taken a shower, done my lesson plans, enjoyed my evening. usually, when the power goes out, and it does quite frequently, it comes back on in a few minutes.
well, i guess michèle wasn’t here last night and he’s the one who normally get’s it back on. so i passed out in my bed...
Anonymous asked: wait. your nose is pierced? what's that about?
“When you were home I was surprised at the ring in your nose - if you can tell me...”
– letter from Grandma
j’ai acheté un nouvel appareil photo aujourd’hui. j’espère qu’il marche bien. et aussi la nouvelle Vogue, mais je sais qu’elle marche bien. :)
p.s. if you want to see a great haute couture fashion show, check out dior’s; chanel’s sucked.
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sorting out money issues feels good. for the first time since i’ve been here, everything is ALMOST completely sorted out. got money on the way home for my bills, going to look for a new camera today and have enough money to actually BUY it (if I i like it), and i can start booking stuff for february holidays. it feels nice to know that i’m not some broke ass bitch.
I GOT MONEY IN THE...
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part 2-
Charles it’s a litte buldog. he is very very cute. he likes playing with a ball. Charles is very very greedy and he is with and brown. Charles is very courageous.
part 3-
is very very kind his name is sweet. There is a principal dog. he is a two old. the teeth is tall. he sleep and sing.
Anonymous asked: what prompted "the charles chronicles?"
and kids: what fucking idiots.
and kids: what fucking idiots.
Anonymous asked: Do you need another camera for snapshot-y stuff?
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Part 1
Charles likes bitten prince Charles. He is his ennemis. He is wanted by twenty eight country. He is white and brown. He is very respected by all. He li drives a little ferarris. He is like my dog. He is playing football at in Arsenal.
(this is exactly how the story was written, cross outs, grammar and all)
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That's unfortunate
I was just looking at pictures of myself from spring semester of my junior year of college and all I could think was “That’s unfortunate….”. I don’t know what I was or was not doing, but that was not an attractive time in my life. Bleh.
Anonymous asked: francis?
no. that's the boy version. it's like the plural of "france". like "i have 4 frances"
no. that's the boy version. it's like the plural of "france". like "i have 4 frances"
twin
i miss my twin. cannot wait to be reunited.
a night out becomes a night in.
Anonymous asked: What are the initials of the last person you kissed? JF
Don't you wish JF stood for Jean Francois?
Don't you wish JF stood for Jean Francois?
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i seem to have fallen into a funk that is getting harder by the day to break out of. the only thing holding me together is the future.
i don’t know when this happened, but i think the sleeping thing has something to do with it.
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“why you drive so fast? because I’m chasin’ the dream and when I...”
– weezy