December 2011
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shockababy asked: I was walking down Boulevard St Germain when I saw a you look-a-like. For a moment I thought my New Years gift was going to be you. Then I realized that she was in fact too chubby to be you. I need the real you. March hurry here faster!
shockababy asked: I really like it when you tell people to suck a dick. It amuses me.
Anonymous asked: I think you should either watch the Harry Potter movies, or stop complaining about everyone else watching them. It's not cute. I mean this in the nicest way possible.
Did y’all know that Billy Zane is in Back to the Future? And that Michael J Fox is older than Crispin Glover? I pretty much looked up a whole bunch of fun facts about the movie tonight.
our family “christmas” movie is harry potter and the deathly hollows: part 2. i’ve never seen the other harry potter movies, so i’m just sitting here in the dark on my laptop while they all watch the movie.
“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris [as a young man,] then wherever...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast (via themanrepeller)
Anonymous asked: I bet you're talking about wet dreams.
shockababy asked: I feel like I could be terribly wrong, but I'm assuming you're talking about whatever you moved home for. I still don't know why you did move home, but I hope things are okay love. Merry Christmas. Be expecting a very late Christmas card from me!
Everything that I was hoping to avoid with this is now starting. It’s going to be bad. The dreams have started and once that begins, I’m a lost cause.
Could I be more cryptic?
some ideas are incredibly stupid and you act on them, while the ideas that are incredibly intelligent are just ignored.
If I have to watch one more fucking commercial before this movie starts, I am going to punch one of those St. Jude’s kids in the face.
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“Let’s take Jesus off the dashboard, got enough on his mind”
– Lana del Rey - Diet Mtn Dew
shockababy asked: I was looking for a Vogue magazine with a calendar today so that you would love me even more than you already do. Anyways, would you believe that I was having the hardest time finding Vogue at all? I just can't believe that the fine and trendy people of le Nord don't want Vogue in copious quantities.
I just saw “designer” tampons at Walmart. Who the fuck needs to stick something designer up their vagina whose sole purpose is to soak up blood? Please, inform me.
“That guy is gay for a fact. He called that girl lovely.”
– April
shockababy asked: I haven't been keeping up with the blogging at allllll, but I decided to check out yours tonight, and it was all sorts of kinds of delightful and delicious. I desperately need you to be here in France with me. I was thinking to myself, "it sucks that none of my friends back home are coming to see me." But then I realized that you are coming and I just wanted to listen to the cat...
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It took hours of searching, but I found a place to cut my hair tonight. Thank god. I look like a ragged homeless person.
when i cover fashion week this spring, i’m fucking branding every god damned photo i take. i’m getting sick of seeing my shit pop up with attributions to other people.
I’ve been seriously contemplating taking out the nose ring. Decisions, decisions.
