February 2012
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shockababy asked: Thank you for the new pics. That's the Allison I know and love! Come to me, my pretty!
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“Is that how you spell scrotum?”
– Becca
Anonymous asked: b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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“Tired of myself, tired of this town”
– Tom Petty
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I dropped my banana this morning. Set my mood for the rest of the day… Fucking bananas.
i’ve woken up at roughly 5:30 every morning this week.
do you ever wonder why you wake up at weird times? i assume it’s probably your body’s way of telling you to get the fuck up, but i always like to imagine that it’s something otherworldly or karmic or something like that.
i feel like 5:30 has some meaning to me that i’m going to discover in the near future. or...
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Funny story of the day
I really had to pee on the way home today. Rather than pull over and go to a gas station or restaurant or something sensible, I decided to pull off on a “country” road and just let it rip. All was well and no one saw me (I think), but when I got back in my car, my leg felt funny.
Oh, that’s right, I just happened to pee all over the bottom of my jeans. AWESOME.
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I’ve been thinking about writing more on here a lot more, but every time I start to do it, I stop myself because I’m nervous about who will read it. I’m very frank and give people straight answers, but I really only share when asked. I keep so much in that I’m filling to the brim with thoughts and wishes and desires and funny stories. I’m not sure why I get nervous to...
If you drive a sports car and don’t go at least the speed limit, you deserve to be shot in the knee caps.
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“What would an angel say, the devil wants to know”
– Fiona Apple - Criminal
let’s run away. maybe to london, maybe to paris. anywhere.
remember when...
i actually used to take photos because it was something i was passionate about? i’m trying to rediscover that passion and editing some photos today was a pretty good way to reignite some lingering feelings.
it’s the weekend. THANK YOU CALENDAR GODS FOR THESE BLESSED TWO DAYS.
Reading Hurts
booyahgrandmere:
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
GPOY on the Metro North train all the damn time.
shockababy asked: Can we lay all day in bed eating cheese, bread, and sweets while we get fat and plump and fondle each other with and emphasis on heavy petting?
“…but Christ. He’s a virus. He will never leave my system; he may lay...”
– May 31st, 2010 - my journal
rough day at work. what does this mean? i… didn’t want to go today but still managed to make myself look kind of cute and go. i got stressed during the first few hours, so rather than eat lunch, i went and drank. got back to work and ate lunch at my desk. and wanted to fall asleep on the drive home and thought about how if i wrecked my car, it would mean i could not go to work for a...
shockababy asked: My boyfriend is broke as a joke. No presents for me! Also, stop that wallowing! We have some Paris planning to do!
You all have your boyfriends or girlfriends buy you things on Valentine’s day. I buy myself beautiful trench coats. And wallow in my own sadness.
suicidewatch:
New York Dolls “Great Big Kiss”...
“She had a detachable rat tail! Her mom made her a detachable rat tail.”
– April
Anonymous asked: I don't know who William Elliot Whitmore is, but that guy behind you looks like he is having a great time.
